The American Driver
From Drivers - For Drivers
It's Not Talcum Powder
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.  "What
the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook
them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in
my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."